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A 30 Day Crusade Against Smoking - Day 4 - Destroying The Diners

By: Eric Hartwell


Bans on public smoking are spreading throughout the world. That suits Eric who is a lifelong non-smoker, nay, ANTI-smoker. For 30 days he will change the world and the habits of current smokers.

Day 4:

Restaurants annoy me. Allowing smokers to light up at tables whilst I am eating is just plain rude, irrespective of what it may be doing to my health. As my wife chain smokes I made a decision several years ago to never take her out for a meal. Nowadays I either eat alone, or if I am in need of company, I will muscle in on some other poor unsuspecting family or couple (provided they do not smoke).

So, I am there enjoying a nice meal when the bloke on the next table lights up a cigarette. The smell and putrid smoke drifts my way and I am taking a mouthful of carcinogens every time I take a bite to eat. In-between times I am breathing in the foul stench of cigarette smoke – Lord knows what it is doing to my lungs.

I have a plan – a cunning, if not subtle one. I think it will serve the purpose well. Smoking diners think nothing of allowing me to breathe in the smoke they exhale and for me to go home stinking of it. So I will flick vinegar on them whilst they are smoking. The look of disbelief will be a sight to see. But I will tell them that I am doing to them what they are doing to me. Vinegar stains and smells but it isn’t half as bad as that of cigarette smoke. And, as yet, I have not come across anyone dying of vinegar inhalation.

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