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Bridezilla, I'm proud of you You're getting married to A wonderful, gentleman Now you're in preparation To betroth a husband However beforehand You've got to stand Get yourself together Endure the weather And emotional storms Which have worn Made you forlorn Led you to scorn Wearied and torn Terrorized and born In you a nervousness Unmanageable restlessness Now girl get a grip! Harness and stop with it Everybody is tired of it You say, "Huh, what?" A perpetual pain in the butt Overwhelmed in a rut Acting like a deranged nut A lunatic at a mental asylum In sinking sand drowning Continually fretting and crying Flailing in the ferocious sea Of premarital planning Complaining and damning Anything and anyone That stands in your way Girl, we're not the enemy We are your beloved friends Enduring you to our wits end But you are unruly and tend To criticize and not appreciate How much must we demonstrate Our unconditional support And undying love toward you What more can we do? Now it is time for you To get on your feet Harness your soul Get settled, be complete Stop trying to compete Outdo and proudly beat All the rest of the peacocks Shaking their proud buttocks Primping like vain goldilocks Incessantly combing their hair Demoralized by every care Not treating people fair Bulldozing and belittling Those who fluster and scare Counsel, confront, and dare To put your head in check Your self-absorbed ways Make many want to defect Do away with your drama The damsel in distress Has disgusted many Irritated us continually Disrespected us excessively Now we say to thee Oh precious princess Give us a break Lest we breakout Leave you to thyself All alone with nobody else Bridezilla needs a breakthrough Graciously move on through What you're going through Change your perception Alter your perspective Transform your person Revolutionize your planet Stop poisoning and polluting Disregarding and purporting Ignorantly and irreverently resorting To miniscule manipulating measures To cleverly get your own way Speak down degradingly Devaluing day by day Young lady, life is not All about me, myself, and I Before you have a meltdown Why not pray and at least try To uphold and rightfully honor Your bridesmaids and mother Who bend over backwards To befriend, help, and assist you Because with your vile attitude We are undoubtedly nearly through Bridezilla, get a personal breakthrough Before we say no more and leave you.
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Paul Davis is a wedding minister who officiates marriage ceremonies and vow renewals. Paul has been in ministry for over 15 years, blessing people around the world. He has traveled to over 50 countries and 6 continents having a worldwide impact.
As a relational coach, Paul's compassion for people and passion for transformation makes him very successful. His depth, understanding, experiential wisdom, and disarming sense of humor makes Paul a personal favorite of many couples. Highly celebrated and sought after, Paul has authored several books including Breakthrough for a Broken Heart and Are You Ready for True Love?
Paul’s organization Dream-Maker Ministries is making a difference throughout the world building dreams, breaking limitations, and reviving nations. Paul’s interpersonal and unprecedented experience engineering breakthroughs for individuals and organizations is revolutionary.
Contact Paul to officiate your wedding and more! RevivingNations@yahoo.com 407-284-1705; 407-967-7553
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