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Everybody in the world is going to die of global warming and the oceans will rise 20 feet and submerge all of California and New York, New York. Florida will no longer be a sand bar but will be underwater. There will be droughts worldwide and 4 billion people will die.Some global warming alarmist may indeed even believe that an asteroid will finish off the human race after they are burned to a crisp by increased ambient temperatures from human pollution and CO2 emissions.In fact, soon global warming alarmists will probably be predicting alligators in North Dakota within the year. Giant 18 foot alligators will be living in North Dakota because it will be so hot there due to climate change and these giant 18 foot alligators will come into your house and eat you all because people drive around in SUVs which emit CO2.In fact, since Arizona will be over 150 degrees fahrenheit people from Arizona will be moving to North Dakota and the property values will skyrocket, but with the increased heat the alligator population will be unstoppable and with the increased food supply of all the humans moving there; there will be plenty to eat.Believe me when I tell you the global warming alarmist are telling the truth and we will most likely have alligators soon be walking the streets of North Dakota and eating caribou in Lake Louise Canada.I certainly hope this article is of interest and that is has propelled thought. The goal is simple, to help you in your quest to be the best in 2007. I thank you for reading my many articles on diverse subjects, which interest you.
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"Lance Winslow" - If you have innovative thoughts and unique perspectives, come think with Lance; www.WorldThinkTank.net/. Lance is a guest writer for Our Spokane Magazine in Spokane, Washington
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