The Sky Is Falling Faster Than Ever Before Chicken Little

The sky is falling, the sky is falling and it is falling faster than ever before or so we are told by the mass media hysteria. Oh what is it this time? An asteroid will hit the Earth in 2036, the Mayan Calendar of 2012 or Social Security runs out by 2043? Oh no, oh my, oh me!

Indeed, indeed, that is if you are not blow to smithereens by an evil doer, sneaky bad guy or international terrorist. And that will probably not happen because Global Warming will cook the planet after sea levels rise and drown a third of the human population. Well this will happen to all those who did not die of Y2K or the Bird Flew this summer? Better turn on the Art Bell Radio Show and find out the latest conspiracy theories?

Surely you will die a slow death of HIV/AIDS if Global Warming does not get you before all that. All because you bought an SUV to drive your family around in safety, so that you do not get creamed and die in a car accident by someone driving a Hummer?

You think that is bad, here comes The 2007 Atlantic Tropical Hurricane Season where Mother Nature is going to make up for the mild 2006 Season. Soon you will be blowing in the wind as a Saffir-Simpson Cat VI blows you out to sea? But all is not lost. I did save a bunch of money on my Car Insurance by switching to Gieko?

I certainly hope this article is of interest and that is has propelled thought. The goal is simple, to help you in your quest to be the best in 2007. I thank you for reading my many articles on diverse subjects, which interest you.

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"Lance Winslow" - If you have innovative thoughts and unique perspectives, come think with Lance; www.WorldThinkTank.net/ Lance is a guest writer for Our Spokane Magazine in Spokane, Washington

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