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John T Jones, Ph.D.'s Articles in Humor

  • Have A Very Boring Day
    Taylor Jones the Hack Writer tells you how to have a wonderfully boring day. We can't take the excitement of March Madness all the time. Some simple exercises.
  • Humor - Sex Helps for Old Men
    Old men are interested in sex. You can be sure of that. The interest in sex starts before grade school and never stops-for old men. Things to do when Viagra is out and Enzyte doesn't work.
  • UFO: Xrytspet Shows Me a Universe with a Yellow Glow
    Xrytspet from Fanton in G10009845788899990766 dropped in to see me. I was still angry with her for saying she was pregnant just so she could steal my Omaha Steaks from the freezer in the garage. She invited me on a tour of space but I was too angry to go. I went anyway. I had no choice in the matter.
  • Bob Hope: Don't Shoot, It's Only Me!
    I've read the book "Don't Shoot, It's Only Me!" by Bob Hope and Melville Shavelton. One thing that I gleaned was that Bob Hope, although he had to pay them out of his own pocket, hired a boodle of writers. It was impossible to accomplish what Hope did without the writers.
  • Things on Television We Can Do Without
    Television clutters our lives with many things we just don't need. As a public service, to simplify our lives, I've made a list of television shows and channels that we can absolutely do without.
  • Humor-The Funniest Article Ever Written!
    There's no ham in hamburger! No egg in eggplant. Why isn't a herd of moose a herd of meese? You know, mouse and mice? Read on!
  • My Presidential Slogan: I Shall Go To Korea!
    I decided the reason my presidential campaign never got off the ground during the last presidential election was because I never had a slogan. For this campaign I will not make that mistake again. I took immediate action to find a slogan.
  • How to Tell a Man from a Gorilla
    Well, you can not always tell a man from a gorilla by looks alone, can you? Why just the other day my friend, Charlie Griffin, said while we were looking over the bikes of a motorcycle gang that visited our town, “Look at that gorilla!”
  • Jokes for Jay Leno 02: President Bush
    Jokes for Jay Leno 02: President Bush

    This is the second in a series to help Jay Leno find jokes for the Tonight Show. We focus on news about President Bush.

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