- The Stars Tell Why They Apply "Head On" To Their Foreheads!
We've all heard it. We've all marveled. We've all shook our heads asking, "what the hell was that." I'm talking about that great "Head On" commercial that is currently flooding cable TV. Well, if you are inquisitive, search no more. You've come to the right place for an answer. - The Nine Lives Generation
I was watching another depressing segment on some all-news channel when the subject of milk came up. If you haven’t heard, milk is poison. That’s it. I really should be dead by now. - The Marriage Protection Amendment
Marriage is the most enduring and important human institution, honored and encouraged in all cultures..... - The Gift of Gab
The art of the schmooze, small talk, gift of gab, these are all descriptions given to a special talent some people have. It’s the ability to make conversation with a chunk of tanzanite if one had to. - One Man's Porn is Not Another Woman's Erotica
I love word derivation, especially the fabricated kind. Erotica comes from the Greek "Eros," the God of Love. Porn comes from the Greek "Porne," the largest chariot parts distributor in Athens. The former is about hearts and the latter about parts. This is the difference between women and men, hearts versus parts. - Hail the Sultan of Submissions, Lance Winslow!
The prolific King of the Keyboard has been writing articles for publication in Ezine @rticles™ for a relatively short 18 months. Let’s see, that’s 18 times approximately 30 days in a month ... um ... carry the 3 ... um ... about 540 days. And what has the Lance Meister done in that period of time. Oh, he’s just submitted—and this is tricky because as I’m writing the count could go up by thirty or so—6200 articles. - Dubya Talks Turkey
As part of Cranelegs' never ending search for the truth about the world around us, I was able to get a few unprecedented moments with President Bush—alone. I got right to the questions you have on your minds and heard first-hand from the leader of the free world. I think you'll find the President's frankness and openness refreshing during this no-holds-barred interview. - Disease of Fear, Disease of Hate, and Human WMDs
On the heels of President Bush's recent press conference, during which he hoisted the Republican 2006 national campaign flag of fear, Curt Weldon, a House Rep from Pennsylvania—a state that is the political equivalent of Sybil—summed it all up very neatly. He boldly stated, if we leave Iraq now, we'll be fighting the terrorists in our grocery stores and streets.Oh, really? - Cranelegs Top Ten Reasons Why We Are Doomed
I’ve listen to hours of Air America, News Talk, and NPR. I have watched enough CSPAN, CNN, Reality TV and Food Channel to make my eyeballs pop out of their sockets and dance contently about the coffee table top. - Cranelegs Movie Review: "The Da Vinci Code"
Just saw the movie—missed the book. Actually saw it with my son who helped me understand the Catholic stuff - Cell Phones
Is it asking too much to have a cell phone that does one thing well? For instance, act like a phone. I don’t need a camera. I don’t need voice recognition. I - al-Zarqawi and al-Coulter
Any human who can calmly saw the head off another human without an ounce of blind rage in his hands is a psychopath. - A Visit To Cranelegs Pond
It's been a while since I last wrote an ezine article. I've been away frankly. Recently, I was so inspired by Henry Thoreau and Walden Pond that I decided to visit my own pond, Cranelegs Pond, and contemplate life. It would have been soul-cleansing had it not been for the mosquito rich eddies of swirling sewage foam. But alas, from the banks of Cranelegs Pond's' shallow waters, shallower thoughts emerged. This is a mere sampling.
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