- I'll Have a Snood to Go
Now you may wish to stop reading at this point in this story, because I'm going to reveal something of my warped thinking process. Quickly, look away before it's too late - Just a Mow Please
Recently, I managed to inflict some serious harm - perhaps I should confess, and admit to murder - Mutant Moth
Obviously it'd been mutated by the bomb and was now a heat-seeking, bloodsucking moth, intent on draining me dry. - The Secret Frying Pan Stash
My friend laughingly relayed the information that I possess a total of five frying pans. "No, I don't!" I vehemently denied. "What kind of maniac owns five frying pans?" I thought.
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